A homeosexual act whereby a man compresses the penis (sausage) of another man, restricting the flow of semen.
The throttling of the penis is usually performed by the gay's hands, mouth or ass cheeks. Other appliances such as a vice or clamp have been known to be used,and in one such extreme case a boa constrictor snake was used in Dudley Zoo
The throttling of the penis is usually performed by the gay's hands, mouth or ass cheeks. Other appliances such as a vice or clamp have been known to be used,and in one such extreme case a boa constrictor snake was used in Dudley Zoo
"Sebastian throttled my sausage so hard last night that when he released his grip I showered his face in cum"
"Sethe throttled my sausage with his ass cheeks, when he finally released semen exploded from my cock rocketing him 10 foot into the air with cum spuing from his ass"
"The pope is the most amazing sausage throttler, some say he has an iron grip that can prevent ejaculation, no wonder he banned contraception"
Robins cock flayled around like a worm cut in half. Batman instinctively throttled Robin's sausage with such tremendous force that Robin developed a hemorrhage
"Sethe throttled my sausage with his ass cheeks, when he finally released semen exploded from my cock rocketing him 10 foot into the air with cum spuing from his ass"
"The pope is the most amazing sausage throttler, some say he has an iron grip that can prevent ejaculation, no wonder he banned contraception"
Robins cock flayled around like a worm cut in half. Batman instinctively throttled Robin's sausage with such tremendous force that Robin developed a hemorrhage
by The not so holy pope March 2, 2009

The foreskin of an uncircumcised penis
1.) Things were getting hot and heavy until he showed me his sausage scarf.
2.) As if I didn't already have the hots for the butcher, it was over once he showed me his sausage scarf.
2.) As if I didn't already have the hots for the butcher, it was over once he showed me his sausage scarf.
by SF720 September 11, 2015

The act, of balancing on your dick, then proceeding to spin while reciting Despacito, on your sexual partner.
by YaboiArabCaillou December 10, 2018

- noun
1. a body that has absolutely no curves, as if the person has eaten nothing but sausages since birth, resulting in no shape and a greasy sheen on the skin.
2. a body that looks like a sausage.
1. a body that has absolutely no curves, as if the person has eaten nothing but sausages since birth, resulting in no shape and a greasy sheen on the skin.
2. a body that looks like a sausage.
Neil: "Damn, did you see Joan the other day!"
Bob: "Not since last summer."
Neil: "Something happened! Looks like she stopped exercising and loaded up on the carbs!"
Bob: "Wow,...became a real Sausage Body, eh?"
Bob: "Not since last summer."
Neil: "Something happened! Looks like she stopped exercising and loaded up on the carbs!"
Bob: "Wow,...became a real Sausage Body, eh?"
by BPPump May 4, 2009

a term to describe the actions of straight men who are afraid of showing any physical or emotional bond to the men they are friends with. This is akin to saying "no homo," and is a result of toxic masculinity and homophobia
by Bro Needs A Babysitter June 28, 2015

by Woodman January 3, 2005

An extremely hard erection, capable of being used as a catapult for cashews, Dane Cook style. May also be used to perform cock push-ups or as the third leg in a tripod stance.
While watching Jessica Alba in a bathing suit in Into the Blue, I used my cement sausage to catapult cashews through the air into my food hole.
by Karl L August 25, 2006
