Dildo Sandals

Sandals used for toying preferably by women and gay men. Also worn in situations of high sexual tension.

So I was at the bar the other night and this slut walked in wearing her dildo sandals. We fucked that night.

by Big Dick Dom February 23, 2014

arabic sandals

the act of smearing shit on the bottoms of your feet and then letting it dry. allowing you to walk on hot surfaces more easily.

John: you will never believe what i saw during my trip to Iran.

Mark: what did you see?

John: this guy didn't have any shoes so i saw him give himself some Arabic Sandals so the hot sand didn't burn his feet

by Crunchy Dark April 27, 2014

A Sandman

When your girl is sleeping you jerk off and blow your load on her eye. When she wakes up in the morning her eye will be crusty like when the sandman cums

"Dude I gave my bitch a slamin a sandman this morning"

by A Sandman August 3, 2014

greek sandal

While wearing a leather sandal, you yell "THIS IS SPARTA" and push your foot into someone else's rectal cavity. Next, while pulling out, the sandal you are wearing gets left behind inside the victim.

Bob: Hey, why are you walking like that?
Nick: Adam gave me a greek sandal last night!

by locohombre September 8, 2016

captain sandals

A bartender who wears sandals and jeans, is obsessed with turning the televisions ever so slightly, and can not let you drink a beer without a coaster. He also sits with hot girls after his shifts and asks them if they want a drink, goes behind the bar to get them, and then he puts it on their tab. Big Dave Matthews fan.

Oh no, there's a coaster under my pitcher if beer, is captain sandals working?

by bangedyourmom69 January 18, 2017

ecco sandaler

A disgusting form of footwaer, where your god damn toes sticks out. It is the most gross thing ever!

Girl: Oh he looks cute
Other girl: Have you seen his feet, he is wearing fucking Ecco sandaler, GROSS!

by THELEGEND27!!!!!!!!!!!!!! February 9, 2017

matthew saldana

Matthew Saldana can be annoying af ! You can't trust him sometimes. If you lend him money he won't pay you back ! He's like bipolar bc sometimes he can be all chill and then the next moment he starts telling you shit ! But he's funny ig

matthew stop acting like a Matthew Saldana 😂😂😂😂what tf am I doing and saying !?

by Marissa_Savage July 15, 2017