samuel._.sheldrake

A legend or a boss. Single and he has Instagram go follow him he’s the best. He’s selling like a god church

You see Samuel._.Sheldrake he is the best person to live ever. He’s just a legend

by Daniel Kinirons October 15, 2017

samuel hoogstrat

hes a fucking asshole and nobody fucking loves him because he likes to eat dog shit and he like the taste of dog shit lol fucking asshole I hope he dies a terrible death cuz hes a faggot

Dude why are you eating my sisters ass right now like that is so like a Samuel hoogstrat.

by fucking goerge ramero May 9, 2018

Samuel Denny

Awesome sauce

I was so sad panda before Samuel Denny came

by frankflemming November 11, 2020

samuel

a term for a kid who doesn’t shut his annoying fucking mouth up about blowjobs when he hasn’t had his first kiss yet. he also look like hit by a brick in his facd

samuel has no friends

by downey monkey monkey 543 October 20, 2021

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by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025

Samuel 22:28

You save the humble but your eyes are on the haughty to bring them low.

Hym "There it is! Samuel 22:28 You are monitoring and harassing people you think are too haughty. I'm not doing your religion and if you are doing it in the workplace it's both harassment and a violation of my first ammendment rights. Fuck your religion. Fuck your God. And fuck you. SHIN...'

by Hym Iam April 15, 2025

Samuel Hayden

also known as the Seraphim or Samur Mayker is an insufferable asshole in the doom series who no one likes

Samuel Hayden hates everything the slayer does

by symbiote riot July 13, 2024