sharky's syndrome

When you say you are only going to be 10 minutes when you actually mean you are going to the shops and cooking tea.

Damnit, Lakey has got Sharky's Syndrome for the third time this week

by NaethanC76 May 16, 2019

Duffers' Syndrome

A slang term for the very serious medical condition duphershypertrophy whereby the sufferer acquires over time excessive fatty tissues to the nasal region, giving the patient the not unpleasant features of a gnomish looking fellow; rosy cheeks from the strain of holding one's nose up all day, at times somewhat gormless facial expressions (which can be attributed to the drag-factor but more often can lead an innocent bystander unaware of the condition to conclude that the sufferer is possibly some sort of simpleton) and of course the ever-expanding, bulbous nose which grows and grows like in that fable about the enormous turnip...

Prognosis: Not good; rhinoplasty recommended.

What are you doing resting your nose on that snooker cue? Have you got Duffers' Syndrome or something?

by Mouldy123 April 3, 2011

Cuckholm Syndrome

Cuckholm Syndrome is a condition which causes men to develop a psychological alliance with their cuckmaster as a survival strategy during cucking. These alliances result from a bond formed between cuckmaster and a cuckold during intimate time together, but they are generally considered irrational in light of the danger or risk endured by the victims.

Bryan-David developed Cuckholm Syndrome after being subjected to numerous cucking sessions against his will.

by Merriams June 13, 2019

jojo syndrome

a reference to jojo's bizarre adventure; when a character is too muscular and/or physically matured for their actual age, mostly applies to male or masculine characters.

"oh dang, that kid's actually 15 in the show?? he has some serious jojo syndrome!"

by muttilation August 3, 2019

birthday syndrome

When a person acts like a spoiled bitch just because it is their birthday.

Man that guy is an asshole, maybe he has birthday syndrome

by Thefanman August 3, 2015

RG Syndrome

to have RG Syndrome you must be unable to receive an erection. One who suffers from erectile dysfunction.

teen 1: I heard Tom Cruise has RG Syndrome. Do you know of any truth is this?

teen 2: I don't know, you'd have to ask his wife.

by MAK+NPH=LIFE February 16, 2009

redcone syndrome

when you think of beating somebody up when you have just met them and are talking to them a mental moment of crazyness of what if

when you are speaking to your new girlfriends parents and you think what happened if i just hit her dad in the face you would say to your friend i have just had a case of "redcone syndrome"

by B-Trix aka (lee) July 5, 2008