Wallowing in a situation that you created and could easily get yourself out of while also trying to make others miserable to make yourself feel better (trying to drag them into the pool as well).
Sam: Have you talked to Rick recently?
Tom: Not really, he's been even more of a jerk since his girlfriend broke up with him. Every time I try, he just makes me feel bad about something. I know he's upset, but he's just trying to make me feel to feel better about himself.
Sam: Sounds like he's swimming in a pool of his own piss and trying to drag you in.
by pebisibepis April 06, 2023
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swim>

getting through traffic, faster and safer than normal.
On the way to work I was going to swim to make it there 15 mins earlier. But there was a traffic stop. @wheres981 #swim>
by halls981 December 15, 2023
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Jersey swim

You get whacked and thrown in Arthur Kill
Yea Hill dog sent Biden for a jersey swim! I heard we have a black female president now.
by ToscaGoethalls November 27, 2020
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Sienna Swim

Sienna Swim is a swimwear brand founded by Sienna Mae Gomez, a 19-year-old American dancer, TikTok star, model, and entrepreneur. Sienna Swim aims to honor femininity in every form and offer a variety of swim and resort-wear products for women of all sizes and shapes.
Sienna Swim Is a good brand.
by Game mode 0 February 17, 2024
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Open Water Swimming

Generally a group of menopausal ladies having a mid-life crisis, just wanting to get rid of their hot flushes
Karen: Want to go open water swimming?
Mark: No.
Karen: Well I am, I'm bloody boiling
by Brian0401 December 16, 2020
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swimming flagpole

When a ship sinks, the flagpoles become swimming flagpoles.
Look at the swimming flagpole
by Hee hee45 January 27, 2023
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ninja swimming

Swimming in a stranger's pool in the middle of the night without getting caught.
Bonus: going through a neighborhood, swimming in as many backyard pools as you can in one night.
While the rich people went to Cancun, my friends and I went Ninja Swimming during spring break.
by I'mNotThatOld March 17, 2016
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