swamp duck

a bird...a snitch..a liar...a conniver...and a whore...someone who can't be trusted around your man...someone who cant be labeled as a friend....a bitch thats on the menu...someone who is always gonna be a hater and is born from the scum of the world

That swamp duck was in my boyfriends house really trying to get at him!

by jaquel May 31, 2006

mississippi swamp monster

A sex act that is an elaboration on the houdini, where the male defecates upon the bed prior to performing said houdini. Then once the houdini is performed, the male forcibly shoves the female's face into the excrement, thus giving her the appearance of a swamp monster from the deep south.

I gave Shannon a mississippi swamp monster, she ate that shit up!

by dismal swamp August 22, 2009

Swamp Face

Generally used to discribe a female. A swamp face is someone that has a face not even a mother could love. this cannot describe someone with just acne or a unibrow it has to refer to many problems and/or blemishes. if you can't look at this person's face without laughing or vomiting you've met a Swamp Face.

Wow that bitch is a swamp face. Look, every one in the room is puking.

by Casey114 June 14, 2007

Swamp Fish Pro

One who often seeks affection from ugly girls. A master of swamp fishing.

That kids a swamp fish pro man; last week he had a chick with a cock eye and now he's got one with a uni-brow... Gross!

by Vic T March 23, 2008

swammer

the act of no longer being a college swimmer. after quitting these individuals are known to have a large increase in body fat and an increase in drug use.

After coach told me I sucked I quit the team and became swammer

by dpuss December 9, 2008

Zambizi Swamp-Donkey

The ugliest of uglies... the beast of all beasts...

The Zambezi swamp donkey is found throughout society paining our eyes with their extreme need for facial reonstructive surgery.

They are the proverbial person who fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.... then climbed back up for another go.

See also Hippocrocodillaped

AHHHHHHHH!!!!! Man, that girl's a right Zambizi Swamp-Donkey... I need eye bleach STAT!

by Phill Howe December 27, 2007

The Waco Swamp Dog

A sexual deed that is sure to get the Dr.Pepper flowing in Waco.
When you are skinny dipping in Lake Brazos, pretend like you are dead and do the dead man's float. As you float by someone in the water, quickly come to life and fist them in the a-hole or v-hole respectively.
Don't forget to wear the proper protection- a welding glove covered in sand paper.

Allie and Jill were skinny dipping when Brock floated by and gave them both The Waco Swamp Dog.

by AllieJillBrockparty April 26, 2008