Thanky Spanky 

(Noun) A thankful spanking. Can also be just a slap on the bottom.

"She sucked me off, so I gave her a thanky spanky."

Thanky Spanky by Spock5211 March 5, 2014

spunk-gobbler 

A spunk-gobbler is a person who eats their own shit, sucks green cum and down-votes more clever peoples contributions. They go to tRumpty rallies, and commit seditious acts, then go [home to suck their dog's dick.

Yeah -- there's always going to be a spunk-gobbler!

spunk-gobbler by USAF Cadet February 7, 2021

spunk mouth 

When a girl swishes around seamen in her mouth

Harris is a Spun Mouth with mitchel

spunk mouth by Bob True May 13, 2005

Skunky Beaumont

The act of deficating in the middle of your partners back and smearing it down the spine, resulting in a skunk stripe.

While she was sleeping, I gave her a skunky beaumont.

Skunky Beaumont by TheBullocksMan October 8, 2008

spinky 

a term that combines spiffy and kinky.

well wasnt that spinky?

spinky by helennn May 13, 2008

Spunkdaddy Mattress Extreme 

1. The father of the father of the creator of Spunk.

2. Is also the angle of the dangle is perpendicular to the heat of the meat.

3. The alias of CHSR radio programmer D Mac.

The Fillet O' Fish that I ate was made by the Spunkdaddy Mattress Extreme.

Spunkdaddy Mattress Extreme by FutureBooker October 31, 2008

[Skunky] 

The coolest dude you will ever meet in your life.
Gavin the name by some jealous weak ass clowns.
Sensitive person at times and at other times this is the dude to be afraid of.

1st dude: Holy crud thats one fly dude right thurr!!
2nd dude: Yea that's Skunky!

[Skunky] by Skunky himself February 28, 2009