Simp tax

Paying a premium subscription for a an e-girl's nudes, discord, personal contact or shoutout, etc.

Guy 1: Why did you pay for a whole year of nudes?
Guy 2: Why not.

Guy 1: You know this why simp tax should exist.

by feins September 11, 2020

Simp Contract

A contract to stop simping

dude, you need a simp contract, you simp!

by donutkiller September 20, 2020

simp

a dude or girl who goes all out for a girl who will never like them

person 1: i bought her a macbook, the iphone 12, and a car but she still rejected me
person 2: dude. its no simp september

by simpdude November 8, 2020

Simp for ron

When a girl named gabbie says im a simp for ron it means she is madly in love with Ronald Billius Weasley

Dayum im a simp for ron

by gabrichards November 26, 2020

SIMP

A person who loves a particular person and would do anything to get their appreciation, affection and attention. Ie; Buying a house, a car, jewelry, or giving her a money without actually dating the person.

W: can you buy me a house?
Ibp: sure anything for you (:
W: you’re a nice friend
Cupcake: SIMP!

by Lox10946 December 3, 2020

Simp Bait

One who hits on their friends to draw attention, allowing others to flirt, so a simp can be found.

I am simp bait so Rio can find a simp.

by Handy_manny69 December 25, 2020

Simp4txt

Simp4txt, a TikTok account with the following of 9164 is known to be simping over TXT every second, every minute, and every hour.

Someone .1: "Have you ever heard of Simp4txt?"
Someone .2: "No, never heard of them which is good."

by Huijunon December 25, 2020