Dog Sick

Very fucking ill. Like how dogs poop and puke everywhere.

Dude, I'm dog sicks right now

by MilkmanMilkSteak January 4, 2013

svedka sickness

When your coworker calls in two days in a row because of puking and diareah.

So hungover, had to call in a second day with svedka sickness..

by DeserTynker August 9, 2020

sick pittle

Urination accompanied by severe pain and discharge. Usually occuring after sex with a lady of the evening.

Paid Rita 20 bucks for a fuck. It was good but this morning I took one hell of a sick pittle.

by Koolgreen100s April 14, 2019

sick on toast

Something that is exceptionally amazing or noteworthy.

´That bike is pretty cool´
´Yeh, it´s sick on toast´

by veracity74 September 6, 2009

stupid sick

Adjective:

1. exceptionally enticing, pleasing, attractive or exciting

2. having the quality of absolute coolness

3. ridiculously amazing

That brand new album of that fantastically talented popular musical group is stupid sick.

or

Surviving that plane crash was stupid sick!

by jcSaint September 5, 2009

mowtell sicks

Used to mock Chingy's inability to neither spell nor pronounce words.

Chingy: "Sup dawg, come herre and dun chill wid me in tha Holidae In, my nizzle."

Hater: "Why you talking all Mowtell Sicks on me?"

by Dubya South January 10, 2005

gollum sickness

They see a ring (on a person) and become possessive over it (the person) and covet it above all else. This can also make them a vile wretched person, of a low nature, slinking in dark places.

Best advice, toss them into a volcano and keep on walking.

"Why is Mike stalking Lisa's Facebook all day? Oh she just got engaged and he's lost it, dude's got Gollum sickness."

by CaptAmazing January 15, 2016