stealth shag

Having sex silently, so as to avoid causing irreparable emotional trauma to their children.

My parents don't stealth shag. I wish I was deaf.

by Something Amusing October 26, 2013

shag

to “shag” someone it means to fight, if someone says they want to shag you that means the want to fight you so prepare

person 1: i’m gonna shag micheal
person 2: oh no i hope you win the shag

by Meliketiddies May 27, 2023

april panic shagging

Feeling or better yet busting a nut on girlfriend or family

How did you spend your holiday John
A bit of April panic shagging to my mom

by Midgeplayes October 1, 2018

shag ache

A term used for a man or woman who you want to have sex with but who you find annoying!

'He is doing my head in he is such a shag ache'

by JlD82 September 20, 2016

Shags

Shags is the British way of saying presents most commonly used when referring to shagmas which is the British term for chistmas

There’s lots of shags underneath the shagmas tree

by Jbash473 December 28, 2021

Huras Shag

The act of making sweet sweet love to your new bride on top of a bed frame you made by hand, and then proceeding to reach climax and put out 1/5 of the candles you lit for the night. This act is often followed by smoking a cigarette on your balcony that was perfectly made for this exact scenario, and feeling true freedom from the sin of lust and perverted sexual tension that existed between you and the female species for years.

Your wedding is coming up, do you think you’re going to follow the ceremony with a Huras Shag after? I definitely would if I could..

by Thick’s#1Fan June 17, 2024

shag-knot

The knotty mess of hair at the back of a woman's head caused by being rubbed against the pillow during sex, or from her hair being grabbed by her partner during doggy-style sex.

'Ohh look at the state of Julie's hair. That shag-knot tells us what she was up to before she came into work today!'

'Sort your hair out Elaine. You've still got a shag-knot going on'

by Sidders02 March 8, 2021