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Clubbing the seal

When you're girl tells you she has to take a dump, you follow her into the bathroom. Just as she sits down to start, you shove your dick up her ass and start having anal.
Jennifer and I spent a good 45 minutes last night clubbing the seal.
by The Dawgpound March 21, 2008
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keyboard salsa

That grey/black (depending on how dirty you are) gunk on your keyboard after prolonged use.

May also accumulate on mice.
Man I hate my supervisor so much.... I'm gonna give him some keyboard salsa in his coffee
by Steve Lewis February 1, 2004
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seallis

What used to be the Sears Tower & now is the Willis tower.
Chicago changed the Sears Tower to the Willis Tower, but look how erect that building is, that's the Seallis (Cialis)Tower!
by Sanet March 13, 2009
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Mexican Salsa

A mexican salsa is a variation of a cleveland steamer, but delivered in a much more liquid manner. The name is obtained both by the resemblance to, and the food needing to be consumed, to produce the mexican salsa.
You hear about Bill? He went to surprise his girlfriend by waking her up with a cleveland steamer, but he was out all night drinking and eating taco bell so it was more of a mexican salsa
by chadsexington November 13, 2012
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Land Seal

A golden retriever is a popular breed of Land Seal
by LocalCheeseMonger February 16, 2018
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Wholesome Seal Award

Contrary to it's name, the Wholesome Seal Award is a reddit award mostly given to, not wholesome and heartwarming posts, but the most fucked up things you could imagine.
person 1- yo i just got a Wholesome Seal Award on my reddit post!!!
person 2- really? i didn't know you had a soft side.
person 1- it's on a video i posted of someone getting brutally mauled by orphans
person 2- what the actual fuck tho...
by Yousnes Mkalki February 10, 2021
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dropping a SEAL team

Your 240 gunner's behind that tree dropping a SEAL team!
by Megaloman March 5, 2009
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