how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb

A joke making fun of how many episodes it takes to do anything in Dragon Ball Z.

You: hey how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb.
some guy: ok how many.
You:just one except it takes 20 episodes.

by *Cough* *Cough* June 5, 2016

diffy screw

differential equations - the midway point in mathematics for most modern engineers

Once you're done with calc useless, you can take diffy screw

by mouffpiece May 12, 2016

screw out of

screw someone out of something
Inf. to cheat someone out of something.

screw out of: I think you screwed me out of ten bucks on that deal.

Max screwed me out of what was due me.

by camotacastro February 11, 2017

Two squirrels screwing in a wool sock

The hottest of days in the humid summer of Tulsa Oklahoma.

It's as hot as two squirrels screwing in a wool sock outside

by Tidfl3s April 5, 2024

Screw you with a Q

A phrase meaning 'Go fuck yourself' among other things. Unknown origins. Add more Q to enhance effect.

Tomasz: screw you with a Q!
Ivar: screw you with 45 to the 99th power Q!

by VardanMarutyan November 8, 2025

Screw-ged

When the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present & Future DON'T visit your employer and turn him into a kind caring and generous human being.

When yet another year goes by without bonuses, raises, incentives, a Chrismas party for the employees, or even a modicum of recognition, appreciation, or achievement for a job well done, while the boss drives home in his brand new BMW or custom Silverado to his brand new house that your work has paid for - you have been SCREW-GED!

by screw-ged again December 28, 2011

pity screw

Said in situations where an individual has pity for a man and then screws him

Justin was Sabrina’s pity screw.

by anonymous March 12, 2024