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Sam

Somone who generally can’t spell nuke
Wow Sam is a retard
by Backstage November 25, 2017
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Sam

Sam’s tend to be stupid little squares as well as the most toxic of individuals. Sam’s are self centered and view relationships as tools to obtain their own wants and needs. You never want to interact with a Sam.
I hate him so much, he acts like a complete Sam!
by Consumerofentireplanets September 29, 2019
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Sam

Person who talks continously about their penis's engirged size despite the fact it is tiny. Believes everything on reddit to be gospel.
by Kelseyb123 April 10, 2013
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Sam

A small guy that has an annoying squeaky voice, wanks to his mum and sucks off dogs
Why is Sam ducking off a dog
by Big D*** June 2, 2015
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Sam

Has large boobs and small heart. Buddy needs some blistex. He is a boy not a man he is smol and bad at hocki, do not even tri to go for him becus he onli goes for amish ladys, he is rassist and last of al. Haz a thai knee dik
Susie: oh my god Jared broke my heart, he also haz smol dik and ugli Amish gf now
Raspberry: he’s such a sam
by qhqhqqhhqhh May 2, 2018
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sam

the most annoying person you'll ever meet. He's really weird and probably smokes weed, also always wears headphones to show he's "cool".
Oh look its sam watch out he might take a picture of your butt
by Martin 123 November 7, 2019
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Sam

TWO Gays walk past holding hands ewwwwwwww thats gross .. later sam sees to Lezbians kissing mmm thats hot!!
by A true penis lover February 12, 2010
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