Sam

A asshat who is a dick showoff to everybody

Person 1: Hey can you help me move this
Sam: You already know that my big as guns can move anything pussy

by True meme lord May 6, 2018

Sam

Sam is a guy that will rarely show his feelings. He’s try’s to be cool and it works. All the girls wish they could date him. He’s really cute and super skinny. He seems rude at first but when you get to know him, you wont want to leave him

Sam is such a great boyfriend

by Cartision maritltylok November 3, 2018

Sam

1. A very fat person
2. Goes to cadets
3. Goes out with fat boys (and likes/licks it) ;)
4. Shags his BFs (who are guys)
5. FYI. has 1 BALL!
6. Chases randomers with a baseball bat
7. Is a library basher
8. Sings in the shower
9. Thumps on the wall when masterbating
10. Smells like a dustbin

OMG that fat kid in the cadet uniform must be called sam!!!

by HUNKYMONKEY ;) I AM DA SEX!! November 30, 2009

SAM

sam, a beautiful athlete that is real cute and is at the same time really cool and real athletic.

sams are most of the time bestfriends with sias.
but sams are just better because they're cuter and better at sports.

coach: you have to do better than this !!
athlete: i wish i was a sam.

by coolded10 October 22, 2011

Sam

A Dusty Roommate

My Roommate is such a Sam.

by NOTME May 1, 2015

Sam

Someone who hates other people's opinions and has to have the last word.

"Gosh, Sam sure is being a dickhead to this guy named Ansel."

by A_RelativelyCoolGuy July 7, 2016

Sam

The name of a 17 year old boy who has a part time job at tesco and will never pass his driving test.

You can't pass your driving test, you're a Sam!

by Chilllyboy May 21, 2016