Salty sombrero

The sweaty tip of a mexicans penis
I'm going to stick my salty sombrero into Lucas' mouth.
by The Salty Sombrero November 28, 2010
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salty ceasar

The customer was pissing me off so I replaced his meal order with a salty ceasar.
by Perry Wilson January 27, 2005
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Salty Wonton

When a man doesn't take a shower in multiple days and his penis and ball sack starts to smell like salt and vinger.
Dude, I have such a bad salty wonton right now!
by Punzorz December 21, 2009
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Salty McPete

Named after creator, a long-time sailor in the British navy with three peg legs, if you get my meaning (hint hint). A two or more person contest that consists of becoming extremely intoxicated and then running through a crowd and, in Pete's own words, "grabbin' as many boobys as ye can touch."

Extra points are awarded for tongue to boobage contact. Last person to pop a hard one wins.
I played Salty McPete with Bobby yesterday in Tiananmin Square yesterday.

I love Chinese chicks. Who won?
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Salty McPete owned your sister last night, dude.

Good for him. He deserves something like that, after losing his third leg top that tiger shark.
by B Keelz May 20, 2005
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Salty Grogg

A Males Semen placed in a IceCube Tray
Then Frozen.
''Geez Sheryl These Salty Groggs Taste Great''
by RDB INC. December 13, 2008
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Salty RoadSign

A Salty Roadsign is when you ejaculate in a jar, add 1 tablespoon of highgrade sea salt and let it ferment for a week, you then tie your subject up to a road sign and perform a drive by, typically shattering the jar over there head and covering then in Skeet and Salt, thus resulting in a Salty RoadSign
Kurt was very excited when he performed his first salty roadsign on Hillary

~Scarpy~
by Scarpy October 23, 2008
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salty taint

When one spews on anothers taint, which is the area of skin located between anus and testies, and later in the day after the spew has dried another licks the area resulting in a salty taste. "Pete says to Rick, hey man your taint is salty today what gives!"
"Pete says to Rick, hey man your taint is salty taint today what gives!"
by talon88 July 09, 2013
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