Rug

A person who likes to wait around for sex, when you get dropped they swoop in and put out their welcome mat.

"Oh man I just got dropped by my girlfriend"
"Aww to bad bro, oh wait a rug is coming to steal her"
"Oh man bro"
"I know rugs suck"

by Ilovesweetkiwi April 6, 2017

rug muncher

name for lily upton. also knows as “Lesbian,” exactly what she is!

“Ong look there’s rug muncher!”

by brookeb0x (snap) November 23, 2021

Rug Custard

When ejaculation is left on your partner's pubes.

"She was being grumpy so I slipped her a calming length and left her with Rug Custard"

by Braegan October 17, 2021

rug-munching stink finger

When you're eating out a bitch and simultaneously fingering the chocolate starfish.

Yo you know that chick I met at the bar last night? I gave her the old rug-munching stink finger.

by Big_T_lil_y March 16, 2023

Yeet Rug

The action you take when you wish you remove a rug in a very forceful and aggressive manner.

Mother: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!?

Son: I'M YEET RUGGING, YOU WHORE!!

by AFuckingWhore March 6, 2020

Rug Kisser

Racist term for praying Muslims

I needed help with my printer and I called tech support and a Rug Kisser picked up.

by Captain Lean September 30, 2015

jack rug

Synonym of jizz rag; something used to wipe up semen after masturbation.

Keep a jack rug handy when wanking to tidy up your mess and wipe away your shame.

by Randy Rick 69 June 9, 2017