a special little girl who cannot sing nor act...she needs to get a face over and needs a candy cane immediately (love giving head)
by Anonymous June 09, 2003
ratio of women to men
cod = fish that you're trying to catch.
rod = thing you catch fish with.
Of course, it also works on the (female body part that allegedly smells like fish) / (male body part that sometimes is a rod) level.
cod = fish that you're trying to catch.
rod = thing you catch fish with.
Of course, it also works on the (female body part that allegedly smells like fish) / (male body part that sometimes is a rod) level.
Let's blow this popsicle stand, the cod-to-rod ratio has been getting worse ever since the ball game ended.
by toddler November 16, 2004
by mongoloid December 13, 2017
A sexual act in which a man exposes his boner in a public outdoor area, wandering aimlessly while pointing it towards the ground. When he randomly chooses to stop, he immediately proceeds to rub one out on the ground beneath him. If asked what he is doing, he explains he is dowsing for a well.
1.) Jenny saw someone performing a dirty dowsing rod in Central Park this morning as she was going for a jog.
2.) Larry was arrested at 3pm today for performing a dirty dowsing rod.
2.) Larry was arrested at 3pm today for performing a dirty dowsing rod.
by Moonshine Billy February 25, 2015
When your floating in your girlfriend's parents' pool and release a long straight solid shit into the deep end by the ladder.
Bro, Jason just released a hydroponic shit rod into Cassie's Dad's new pool. Some girl ate it while doing a cannonball
by JesusdeJesus February 28, 2009
Someone with a tiny penis that won't satisfy anyone even if he tried. Can be used also to describe someone with a useless weapon/object that won't be of any use. Simply can be used as just useless, unsatisfying or weak.
1) How was sex with Matthew the other night Stacey?
He was a 'Little Rod Rodney'
Oh I'm so sorry for you
2) Is the bronze dagger any good?
Nah man it's a 'Little Rod Rodney'
He was a 'Little Rod Rodney'
Oh I'm so sorry for you
2) Is the bronze dagger any good?
Nah man it's a 'Little Rod Rodney'
by SupremeKaiMyGuy January 04, 2021
"That Brian Earl Spilner is a hardass," the Captain proclaimed. "Yeah, but did Brian Earl Spilner lick broken glass up off T-ram's floor, and eat an entire wheel of cheese after dominating the gallon challenge?" Chuck replied. "Well, no." Captain said. "Plus he can turn a 4/4/4 double play, get 98's on diff eq. exams when Sean gets 75's, AND get hired in the blocker labs!" Chuck added. The Captain concluded, "You're so right, Toombs really is a total hardass."
by Sean April 15, 2005