Rhinodonkulous

Soemthing that is so utterly ridiculous - and large - that it makes you laugh like a donkey

alt. definition: a rhino mounting a donkey. It just doesn't happen! (however, see "liger")

Two fat people and the kama sutra. "That shit is rhinodonkulous! It's like watching two beached whales flop back to the sea!"

by Notorious M.c.G. March 22, 2009

rhinoshop

To improve online profile pics by digitally editing the nose specifically, using Photoshop or a similar software program.

Careful, that pic could be rhinoshopped...

by pucecoloredglasses July 13, 2009

Rhinous Monkey

Any primate that is born from the anal cavity of a rhinoceros.

"Bro, you're just a total rhinous monkey."

by Earthwreck24 December 10, 2009

rhinocerass

When seeing a very larger person with the hugest butt you've imagined. Bigger than a usual human ass.

Holy boobs batman, did you see that lady with the rhinocerass, she almost got stuck in the doorway!!

by Virusoner October 13, 2009

rhinocerosorus

An ex girlfriend that you broke up with because she got fat.

Location of origin is Texas panhandle.

I dumped that b**** when she went rhinocerosorus.

by chuffy1969 January 4, 2010

rhinoceros in a refrigerator box

morbidly obese person in a compact car.

What do you call pre-Subway Jared driving a Honda Civic hatchback?

A rhinoceros in a refrigerator box.

by Daveler March 13, 2010

rhino racing

Sport/Game. Involves riding large women at the bar around for as long as possible. One selects his or her "rhino" competitor selects opposing "rhino", at a predetermined signal they mount. The winner is the last to be dislodged. Alternatively a preset "finish line" could be selected.

We are going rhino racing at the bar, will you join us?

by reddeeraltafan December 13, 2010