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Queef Face

A Queef Face is when the male eats out the girl’s pussy and right as she is about to cum she queefs right into his mouth
Dude sally gave me Queef Face!
by SpedEx_express May 15, 2019
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crimson queef

(Verb) An expulsion of air from the vagina during a woman's menstrual period. Often resulting in a spray of menstrual blood similar to a spritz from a perfume bottle.
(Noun) When a menstruating woman straddles another person's face and expels air from their vagina, spraying blood over the person's eyes to create a super hero style mask.
Hey baby, give me a crimson queef and i'll be your hero!
by HateChild6 June 26, 2017
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Gossip Queefing

An Expulsion of wind from .... your mouth when you blab about other beings when it has nothing to do with you and/or is none of your business.

A Gossip Queefer (n.) may engage in this activity with other beings, random beings, beings they don't know, and their "real" or "fake" briends (being-friends) - which I will soon add to Urban dictionary.
Girl being: "She was like..and he was like.. and this other girl did this..she's like such a..."

Boy Being: "You're Gossip Queefing all over the place and I, as a non-judgemental being, do not approve of your Gossip Queefing ways."
by SnozberryCum July 5, 2012
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Queef Wellington

When a girl is wrapped in a blanket and Queefs inside of it, trapping the hot air inside for a warm center
"Dude, is Sam in that blanket on the couch?" "Yeah, she made a Queef Wellington in there"
by SamHateHer September 2, 2022
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Queefing kyleigh

Slang used in Dayton Ohio to describe girls with stinky downstairs. Often sounds like a duck when they walk.
by Ilovestinkypuss November 25, 2021
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Cummy Queef

Cummy Queef: when you’re pounding it doggy like a caveman and you finally cum deep inside her, only to pull out and it sounds like an empty bottle of ketchup being squeezed.
That hood rat I took home last night gave me a cummy queef after I finished!

Kendra is the cummy queef queen
by Furfox April 29, 2021
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Old queef

An elderly person which a nasty temper, most often refering to a woman. Considered highly offensive. See old fart for the male counterpart.
A violent teenage girl on her period becomes an old queef after menopause
by Plasuplasu January 5, 2013
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