Pulling a Blast

Raging in a Discord server, and leaving before the community has a chance to tell you how big of an idiot you are.

Man: Did you see that his holiness The_Immortal wanted to build the Hangar bay of the Starship Enterprise?
Woman: That's ridiculous, did you tell him to get lost?
Man: Nope, decided he'd be Pulling a Blast before we could scold him.

by Dave Baczuki June 6, 2018

Pulling a Gifford

Doing fuck all

John: What've you been doing all day?
Andrew: Nothing, I've just been pulling a Gifford.

Dave: What've you been upto dude?
Jim: Pulled a massive Gifford
Dave: You're such a lazy bastard

by Jemima669 January 4, 2012

Pulling a Diego

When someone decides to ask out their ex and ultimately fails. Only works on those who were broken up with, not those who broke up with someone else.

"Remember when (insert moment from time together)? Those were good times. I kinda miss that."
"Are you asking me out? Stop pulling a Diego."

by *Asterisk* November 11, 2019

pulling a wood

To fondle someone while they're sleeping or "fake sleeping"

This girl was asleep in my bed so I fondled her while she slept. I was totally "pulling a wood" on her.

by Goodtimes123 April 21, 2012

Pull a Cutler

To quit something when the going gets tough. You can do this by faking an injury or coming up with some pathetic excuse to pansy out of a crucial moment in your career.

The quarterback was down by 14 points and felt he had no chance of scoring, so he decided to pull a Cutler and act like he broke his back to avoid further embarrassment.

by bchilldog January 24, 2011

Pulled a Forte

A moment of not thinking properly or forgeting to take care of something that was asked of you. Also known as a brain fart, being an air head or space cadet.

Fire Chief: "Did you take care of those items I asked you to last week?"

Firefighter: SILENCE

Fire Chief: "You pulled a Forte didn't you!"

by The Thick Mick, AKA Stewie May 10, 2012

Pull a Trump

Taking a shit on someone's lawn, stepping in it, and then walking into their house with shit all over your shoes.

I don't like our neighbor, so I'm going to pull a Trump.

by jmarquiz August 16, 2018