Premature detonation

similar to radar ass, ony worse. Premature Detonation occurs when you enter the bathroom, and you cant hold the shit/piss anymore.

*enters the bathroom*
OH FUCK, ITS GONNA BLOW!!! damm the premature detonation

by Anister October 19, 2012

Premature God Damn it Moment

1) Saying god damn it only to find out whatever you thought wasn't going to work out worked out or you ended up somewhere or in some circumstance that was better than you had planned.

Adam: ugh god damn it I so wanted to go to Sonic for my birthday lunch!

- Drives to a shopping center to find a Cheesecake Factory-

Adam: what was I so mad for? The Cheesecake Factory is Better than what I had planned!

Friend: you just had a premature god damn it moment.

Adam: -prays- sorry god I spoke too soon!

by Adathorrules January 12, 2012

Premarital Vaginal Defecation

The act of shitting into woman's vagina before marriage.

Chad could not have sex with his girlfriend before marriage because she is a religious Mormon, so he decided to shit in her vagina. She did not like premarital vaginal defecation.

by poopmuncher42069666 April 15, 2018

promatic

a word that everyone started saying after they saw that crazy commerical for family guy, on adultswim at 2 AM. really, it has no exact defintion.

1. dude! those waves were so promatic! (awesome, cool, sweet)
2. i got a D in history! my mom is going to go so promatic. (get angry, get mad)
3. the movie was promatic, and lameee! (lame, sucked)

by rebecca schrader September 10, 2005

poomans

comes from the saying poo. it means that some thing isnt very good. takes the seriousness away.

That film was poomans.
This website isnt poomans - www.rtcrew.co.uk

by Glyn August 12, 2004

Premature Paculation

Is a condition that occurs while playing Miss Pacman and/or Pacman when a player prematurely eats a power pellit before any ghost are near, resulting only 0 ghost being eaten. The condition most commonly occurs in early boards.

Josh: "I'm not going to get my extra man this board because of premature paculation."

Jon: "Yeah, you suck!"

by VreeJ August 22, 2007

premade

A term created by those with little to no brain power to replace the word "Organized" or "Org" as premade was found to be easier to type out or say than Org.

OMG another premade BLIZ WTF

by Talin January 9, 2007