Pope rape is when you are a little child. Your pastor calls your parents saying you need to have a talk with him about your sins. Your dad works long days at KFC and your mom spends the night at her friends most nights. Your mom drops you off at the church about 1:30am when pastor Dave said Gods presence is in the church. And that’s when you get raped.
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Get the pope rape mug.Pope Joseph is an infamous icon in semi-christian culture. He is known for being a prophet, communicating to god through dreams and delusions. He was the first one to publish a church on this earth, deserving a copyright for churches all-together.
Pope Joseph has had his controversies, with quotes he claimed were taken directly from "god"
One of these quotes include:
"As god told me, "God shall not sleep with son" therefore indicating that lesbians are allowed."
In his defense:
"Its not blasphemy if I'm the creator of all churches"
As controversial as that is, he is still an Icon and should be remembered.
Pope Joseph has had his controversies, with quotes he claimed were taken directly from "god"
One of these quotes include:
"As god told me, "God shall not sleep with son" therefore indicating that lesbians are allowed."
In his defense:
"Its not blasphemy if I'm the creator of all churches"
As controversial as that is, he is still an Icon and should be remembered.
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