Phillip

Defined as an average white american male, A Phillip has nothing special about him. The male is average at best in all aspects of life. They have little to no muscle tone. They are found to have an average flacid penis of 1.25 inches. While erectile they are found to be just below average at 4.5 inches. A Phillip is known to be creepy around the females, while also being socially awkward around his male peers. Nobody should grow up wanting to be a Phillip. They strive to be on Instagram, and be hilarious to what friends they do have.

Tyler- Awww man, they just named that baby Phillip.
Levi- That poor kid. Phillips are gay as hell.

by UC_2012 December 12, 2012

Phillion

1: A very high number. Higher then a billion, less than Infinity. Somewhere around a googolplex.

2: Take the cost of a single human life and multiply it by the number of people called Phil who are alive at any given moment.

He made his first Phillion after selling off the solar system to a passing Ferengi convention.

by ailesnoires March 18, 2011

phillippowned

1. Be Beaten Badly at something
2. Like "owned" or "pwned"

Past tense of the word "phillippown"

Jon's been "Phillippowned"

by Adam March 10, 2005

Phillip-Morris,CO

What you call someone whom you or other people constantly mooch cigarettes off of, or someone who has cigarettes at all times. AKA RJ Reynolds.

A:"Yo Dude i need a cigarette."
B:"Wheres Phillip-Morris when you need him?"

Mooch:"Maaan i need a stoge so bad. Lemme get one."
Provider:"What the hell do i look, Phillip-Morris,CO? Go buy your own for once."

by Sputnikk0000 March 18, 2009

Phillip green

Someone who holds a "paper title" but in fact has "no real power"

He's not the boss he's just a "phillip green"

by OlSkoolTacticts September 22, 2015

Phillip

A boy who refuses to speak under any sircumstances

Why won't he answer me?
Oh don't worry he's just a Phillip.

by Flip boi May 31, 2018

Pillie willie

Your penis

john has a pillie willie

by Daron wilson June 8, 2019