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pita queen

A gay man who prefers dating Arab gay men.
Bob: John just broke up with Sam and is already going out with Dan.

Greg: Wow aren't they both Arab?

Bob: Yeah I know he's such a Pita Queen.
by friendsofsam October 28, 2013
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pity likes

On facebook, when you make a witty comment on a person's status and the person likes your comment first, and then, a few minutes later, out of pity for the other people who commented, likes the rest of the comments on her status. This often happens even when you weren't the first one to comment on the status.
I know I shouldn't give a shit, but Miranda gave out pity likes again after I commented on her 7-11 free slurpee status with "never forget." Fuck that bitch.
by mattdoge December 23, 2013
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Patyan

Person 1: Do you ship Ryden?
Person 2: No way! I am all for Patyan
by katxxx January 3, 2014
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Pity Concert

When a person you are not interested asks you out on a date to a concert of one of your favorite bands. Because you like the band you go, but awkwardly avoid affection throughout the date, and then ditch said person after the concert to hang out and drink with your bros.
Dude, I had to agree to go to a Pity Concert with Laura, I hope she doesn't expect anything because it'll be on valentines day.

I went to see the Red Hot Chilli Peppers last night with Rebecca! It wasn't a date, it was more like a pity concert.

Yo, my pity concert will be at 9, so i'll meet you guys after at the pub!
by Elp3nguino11 March 8, 2014
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pity fish

Semi-aquatic mammal whose ugly face and lack of social skills inspires pity and sympathy from those around it.
I saw a pity fish in the pond yesterday and I felt really bad for it, so I gave it 40 bucks.
by Bitch nigga 2 August 4, 2014
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Pitydicking

To give favors (usually sexual) to those with small penises, because you pity them.
"I heard Chase Peters was pitydicking Kiel, kinda kinky right"
by puresugar February 17, 2015
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pity bowl

In fantasy sports, when the score to a matchup is under 170 points total.
Look at that. Karam and Andrew are in another pity bowl.
by kirbbb November 21, 2015
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