pattiing

:to be a complete and utter bitch for no reason towards anyone you choose.
:to bully/harass with blatant disrespect then act innocent/dumb.

I was minding my business then all of a sudden my mom came in pattiing and grounded me when I asked her what was for dinner.

by ShaJa September 2, 2014

Pattification

The process in which someone drives themselves or others absolutely crazy for no obvious reason. Process herein means that a person(s) will spend an extraordinary amount of time laboring over something that would typically take minutes; however, in the end you will be left making statements such as, “Oh that is better” or “You were right”. The extension of perfection. The art of taking normal and sometimes lackluster materials and adding both artistic touches and eloquent language to bolster the appearance and presentation of written documents, presentations, and displays.

Steven put his presentation through the process of pattification with the hopes that his eloquent language would convince management to approve his request.

by RT2013 September 30, 2014

pettisville ohio

A school where a lot of people are related in some way. Weird teachers names. A 'christian' like school. People complain how sh*t the town and school are..but never seem to leave until they graduate. Very small school, the only school in town. Rivals- Stryker. Does not have contact sports.

Person: want to go out?
Person 2: nah we might be related. It is Pettisville Ohio

by LJohnson15 April 22, 2016

Petticoat Pie

A term used in the central United States to describe dropping your pants and defacating on the hood of a car, specifically a luxury car.

"I gave a petticoat pie to the driver of that Lexus who double parked in front of the grocery store."

by Clsimmons September 17, 2016

petticulous

Used to describe a person place or thing that over exaggerates something of little importance or significance to something of greater meaning. So exaggerated and blown up to the point that it doesn't make any sense. Petty and Ridiculous. Also used to describe something that is extremely uncalled for or "doing the most

Kanye West is so petticulous for what he did to Taylor Swift.

petty ridiculous

by Tae-Tae22 August 19, 2016

Pistipsy

When you are more drunk than tipsy but not yet drunk.

Also a way of politely saying you are on your way to being drunk in posh company.

Maz said "I'm feeling a little pistipsy." after 2 glasses of wine

by FinnishMazza July 23, 2016

Petting the tiger

Masturbating

Bro get out in petting the tiger right now

by Dabmaster352 May 30, 2016