passin a pinecone

You know when you you go for a shit and it starts off small and tapers up to a fuckin huge drip shaped turd.....well imagine that bastard with nuts and sweetcorn!!!!

Joe: Wheres Nick?
Pete: Last time i seen him he was passin a pinecone in the bushes..
Joe: hope to fuck theres no squirrels around........

by playfulgorilla March 5, 2009

999 ping

In gaming, when a certain player has extremely bad internet, typical reaction from the playerbase of the game.

Dick: Player with bad ping
Will: "Hey guys look at Dick he's such a 999 ping lol xD"
Rest of community: "lol fucking ass cunt bitch buy a new modem lol skanker skrr skrr fam beat his ass"

by Man's cold May 11, 2017

Mega Pint

A Mega Pint is a pint larger than your average pint that would be served in a pub.

Johnny poured himself a Mega Pint after another day putting up with his bitch of a wife

by Justice for Johnny April 23, 2022

Pink floyd trippin

Pink Floyd tripping is when you either get stoned with or without someone and play an album of pink floyd for the purpose of tripping out, you play the whole album through and fly through time and space

Teacher: Johnny take those headphones out of your ears now!
Johnny: .........wwwaaaaa.......what?!!!!!!
Teacher: Take those headphones out of your ear!
Johnny: go eff yourself teacher I'm pink floyd trippin

by theanswer2.0 October 4, 2010

no tea no shade no pink lemonade

This term was coined as a catchphrase by the drag queen Jasmine Masters in 2015 and has had a large impact on her fans ever since. Initially, it means the same as "no tea no shade", but it just extends the same term and makes it even better.

"No tea no shade no pink lemonade, but that lace front wig looks like an over-processed toaster strudel."

by 24J.A.G24 September 16, 2017

Jada Pinkett Smith

Somebody who you can't joke about... Seriously or Will Smith will literally assault you

Jada Pinkett Smith will still probably cheat on you even after you stood up for her

by OhioStateHater March 29, 2022

pink girl

A pretty girl who loves the color pink. Usually very bubbly and nice. Other interests: Lilly Pulitzer, online shopping, smiling, baking, nail polish.

That pink girl is so nice and friendly.

by af22 December 28, 2015