Philip

A good Christian boy who never misses a day of church. He must be in his bed at 9pm every day or the lord Jesus Christ will float down from the heavens and disintegrate him before pissing on his ashes.

Additionally, everything is his fault.

Guy: "I need to go, it's almost 8pm."
Me: "Bruh why you gotta be such a Philip!"
Other Guy: "Philip, it's all your fault."

by NightSaberX October 10, 2021

philippenis

An intentional misspelling of "Philippines" by osu! Game member OrangeCat in jokes delivered both to the tone of self-mockery and outright avoidance of using the correct spelling of the name of the country, alluding to the fact that Philippines has phallic-looking peninsulas (aptly called "penisulas"). The notable example of such "penisulas" being Zamboanga peninsula, other "penisulas" include the peninsula surrounding Davao-Sarangani border and the peninsula comprising Davao Oriental and Davao de Oro.

Bro Philippines has phallic-looking peninsulas, that's why it's called 'Philippenis'. IMGN!

by stpuidcat136 April 21, 2023

Tasia Phillips

The Most Gorgeous Woman in the Entire World.

Man my girlfriend is starting to get old. I wish i had a Tasia Phillips.

by J-Ballz 90 September 24, 2011

sarah phillips

Possibly one of the awesomest people in the human world. Super nice and always happy. Kills at every sport!

Hey, there goes a really cool person, it's definitely a Sarah Phillips.

Awesome Sarah Phillips

by Zeus Joyce November 13, 2013

william phillips

A brilliant and charismatic soul who excels in picking up women and hitting gym. Whilst some may consider them shirt they are funsize and make up for it through a buff body. Whilst they may appear harsh at first people who come to know them will realise they are just a big softie looking for love

Damn I wish I was as buff as William Phillips

by Scopefyrchicken October 21, 2017

kara phillips

if you know someone by the name kara Phillips then you know that you are in for a wild ride. basically kara Phillips is a person who is very left wing and that everything has to be her way unless otherwise. making peoples lives harder to do day to day tasks while putting 3rd wave feminism facts right into your face and not accepting anyones opinion unless they are left wing as well e kinds of people that should face the justice system and be put away for good.

hey kara Phillips how was your day

did you just assume my gender

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by Jackson durward October 31, 2018

Evan Phillips

Famous lanky cunt from Bridgend, Who lives in a flat and vapes his heart out down cafe at lunch time. Bully’s year 7’s whilst drinking his Pepsi max cherry.

If you find an “Evan Phillips” RUNNN!!!!

Lewis : Bro he looks like Evan Phillips

Cai : Fuck, it is. RUNNNNNN!!!!

by TinyDickPhillips September 5, 2019