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The Pet Billy Network

The Pet Billy Network is a network of friends that drive billy around orange county.... the reason its called the pet billy network is because billy is like a pet that you like when ure fucking around, but sometimes has to get kicked out of the shroom room.
"hey i need a ride"

"dont worry we got the Pet Billy Network"
by blairblair September 11, 2008
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Small Pet Select

Small Pet Select is a rabbit website specializing in hay, pellets and other goods such as hay mixes. When you have a rabbit, it's best to order from Small Pet Select. Their hay, once ordered, is cut and shipped on the same day. Pellets are shipped immediately as well, and made without pesticides.
Rabbit Owner 1: My new hay just came in from Small Pet Select!
Rabbit Owner 2: Cool!
by Toby Defines Rabbit Words December 17, 2017
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PET-A-FILE

see IRCBULLY
IRCBULLY is a PET-A-FILE who trades little boy drugs for sexual favors.
by phatkat December 20, 2003
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Wonder Pets

The plot fucking sucks. I want some quality entertainment. Why the fuck does celery even exist, it tastes like grandma threw a couple of pieces of grass into a pot of boiling water and froze it and was like "YO WANT SOME DINNER? TAKE THIS SHIT!"
"Why must you exist, Wonder Pets."
by motherfuckinmeowmix October 24, 2015
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pet-o-phile

people who have sex with their pets
someone who rapes their cat or dog etc. is a pet-o-phile
by kill pedaphiles December 8, 2003
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pet my cat

after i woke up i had to pet my cat
by Gary James December 10, 2008
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Pet the baby tiger

Something that is acceptable to ask at a safari themed waterpark but absolutely nowhere else.
Brett asked where he could go pet the baby tiger, the receptionist gave him a weird look and cautiously asked for the managers help.
by Butter Baron May 1, 2015
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