An asshole personality is when you make people cry for no reason
An asshole personality is when you ruin something good for someone just because you're jealous
An asshole personality is when you give 0 fucks about anyone else, their feelings, or anyone emotions
An asshole personality is when you are just like a normal asshole but 100 times worse
An asshole personality is when you ruin something good for someone just because you're jealous
An asshole personality is when you give 0 fucks about anyone else, their feelings, or anyone emotions
An asshole personality is when you are just like a normal asshole but 100 times worse
"You ruined my relationship!" "Why, why did you do that?!?!?"
"Idk because I was bored"
You have such an asshole personality!"
"Idk because I was bored"
You have such an asshole personality!"
by You dont need to know, Okay? October 15, 2020
Get the Asshole personalitymug. Somebody who is very plain, lacking anything truly interesting about them. They feel like they need to make themself more interesting, so they purposely find abnormal things to identify themselves by. This is reminiscent of spaghetti, which is very plain until you add spaghetti sauce. Examples include, but are not limited to, learnig to ride a unicycle, buying a snake and bringing it everywhere, dying hair strang colors (often seen around the "Arts" department of many Community Colleges), or ordering only obscure cocktails at the bar.
Normal Person: Hey, how was your holiday?
Spaghetti Person: It was pretty good. I learned to play the didgeridoo.
Normal Person: Cool man. Did you do that homework assignment that's due today?
Spaghetti Person: Yea. Did you know that the didgeridoo is the worlds oldest instriment?
Normal Person: Didn't know that. Do you think I could copy that homework real quick?
Spaghetti Person: I feel totally calm when I play my didgeridoo.
Normal Person: Ok, but about that homework...
Spaghetti Person: Didgeridoo.
Spaghetti Person: It was pretty good. I learned to play the didgeridoo.
Normal Person: Cool man. Did you do that homework assignment that's due today?
Spaghetti Person: Yea. Did you know that the didgeridoo is the worlds oldest instriment?
Normal Person: Didn't know that. Do you think I could copy that homework real quick?
Spaghetti Person: I feel totally calm when I play my didgeridoo.
Normal Person: Ok, but about that homework...
Spaghetti Person: Didgeridoo.
by SilverSpoonMan January 15, 2017
Get the Spaghetti Personmug. by Chowmein October 31, 2013
Get the personality bonermug. a person who doesn't randomly define names on some website so their name gets popular and a person who doesn't have the brain of a walnut.
Tom: Are you a person with sense?
Jack: Yes.
Tom: Who should rule the world?
Jack: Me, obviously!
Tom: Get out of my house.
Jack: Yes.
Tom: Who should rule the world?
Jack: Me, obviously!
Tom: Get out of my house.
by Ano N. Emouss November 26, 2019
Get the person with sensemug. by Bgig January 6, 2022
Get the Personal strippermug. The urban dictionary person that does truly not exist. It is rumored that person 16 once knew a person 17, but there has never been any sightings of them.
Person 1: “Have you heard of person 17?”
Person 2: “No, who are they?”
Person 1: “No one, they don’t exist. Person 4 and person 5 say person 16 was friends with them years ago, but they were quite vague about it and person 16 denies it.”
Person 1: …
Person 2: …
Person 2: “No, who are they?”
Person 1: “No one, they don’t exist. Person 4 and person 5 say person 16 was friends with them years ago, but they were quite vague about it and person 16 denies it.”
Person 1: …
Person 2: …
by SnooSeagull October 26, 2022
Get the person 17mug. Andy: would you get with Tom, jess
Jess: no way! He'd have no interest in me, he's a personal pervert
Jess: no way! He'd have no interest in me, he's a personal pervert
by Vic201 January 3, 2017
Get the Personal pervertmug.