"Chocolate Peanut Bush" is a slang term for Hemorrhoids, which are also known as "Piles" and sometimes more commonly as "Bum Grapes".
It's generally used by those blessed with nice, normal arseholes to mock those that have guts that are literally trying to escape out of the back door.
It's generally used by those blessed with nice, normal arseholes to mock those that have guts that are literally trying to escape out of the back door.
Jim: "Blimey! I just had a check around my arsehole and my Chocolate Peanut Bush is in full bloom... Have you got one of those donut shaped cushions I can sit on?"
Bill: "You're not sitting on any of my chairs you filthy, Chocolate Peanut Bush growing bastard... special cushion or not!"
Bill: "You're not sitting on any of my chairs you filthy, Chocolate Peanut Bush growing bastard... special cushion or not!"
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Chad, in the mood for a Peanut Butter Wonder, opened a jar of Jif, spread it all over his testes and had his two dogs lick it off while he jerked his wiener.
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Peanut Butter Solider you just broke your ankle playing baseketball?!
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My roommates weren't home the other day so I took the opportunity to have a peanut butter session with Rufus.
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