tendin' a tobacco patch

erotic sexplay involving the patch of hair some men have on the small of the back above or extending down the anal crevice, or tobacco patch.
"listen girl, I got to get off this phone and get in the shower... I'm covered in juice from tendin' his tobacco patch."
by DutchMaster & Muriel June 27, 2004
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Columbian Soul Patch

When you smear fecal mater on you chin in an effort to pass it off as a beard.
Did you see Frankie's new beard? Ya, it's a Columbian soul patch.
by Jayare87 March 18, 2018
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Sour Patch Kinder

Sour patch kinder: WE CANT BE SWEET! WE MUST BE SOUR!!! *becomes nazi*
by _igger May 25, 2023
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blueberry pumpkin patch

when you squeeze a cock before ejaculation and hold near the tip till it turns blue, the let it go slowly until it turns into an orangey red color while u cum
I took her to the blueberry pumpkin patch last night
by I am gerard April 06, 2016
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Sour patch smoothie

When your eating out a girl and she pisses in your mouth and you collect some of it in your mouth and try to spit it back into her vagina
She gave me a Sour patch smoothie last night i Don't think I'll see her again
by I hate avrin February 17, 2022
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cabbage patch dimples

The lower back dimples on an extremely fit young female.
John: Damn son that chick is hot.
Bob: Yeah man, it's those cabbage patch dimples
by 1440 April 12, 2009
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