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Pack and a Half

A Pack and a Half is a TINY male erectile organ of copulation.

Basically, the reproductive organ attached to a man's body which is extremely small (comparable to the tiny cock on a young child boy).

This itsy-bitsy member is typically under 3.54331 inches (or 9cm) in erect size and is generally useless to the broader female population.

A penis so miniature that during coitus it cannot be felt inside the vagina and therefore serves no real function.

The term "pack and a half" has been coined as a reference point. By placing one Sugar Twin sweetener package on the table and then placing another sweetener package directly on top of the first one at the half-way point, one can accurately measure the pint-sized protuberance.
(Group of girlfriends enjoying a glass of wine)

LADY #1- "Sooooo.... tell us about last night?"
LADY #2- "Yeah, C'mon give us the deets!!!"
LADY #3- (Gently and sadly places one sweeten pack at the half-way point over another Splenda pack) and sighs "He was packing all right....pack and a half styles...."
LADY #1 & #2- (Burst out laughing) "Ohhhhh Noooooooo" "That's so sad!"

Disclaimer: Not to be confused with what men typically think is packing because it most certainly is not! Women have secretly been laughing for decades behind the backs of men with dicks of no significance.
by Irish_Gal_78 January 10, 2013
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Lad Pack

A tiny backpack used by lads around the Sydney area. A lad pack is only big enough to fit marijuana, spray cans, pocket knifes and assortment of other drugs.
Lad 1: Oi ya got the shit ya cunt?
Lad 2: Yea bra its in my lad pack.

Lad 1: Sweet lad pack, where'd you get it?
Lad 2: I stole it from the junction.
by Kensooo December 15, 2012
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pack a cooch

Where some one packs their meat into a cooch
by Doughboy Braden October 8, 2013
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gusher pack

A superior vagina that’s is mushy, gushy, wet, and squirts.
Friend 1: “You get any play last night?”

Friend 2: “Yo that girl’s gusher pack was unreal when I was fucking it”
by Gusherpackking May 4, 2023
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pack face

a word used to describe anyone who is a large pack avoider. They don't even know that their dead homies gettin smoked up
A: Bruh we smoked his homie last night on gang nem
B:Word, C was some PACK face
Example: "Tooka Pack"
by Sensei M-A October 14, 2020
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Bootyhole Pack

a pack made by touching bootyholes
“Ashton and I, Camryn, would love to make you apart of the bootyhole pack”

“YES I WOULD LOVE TO” -Maverick Whistler
by Echo.Dot July 2, 2022
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Discord packing

Discord packing is known to roast people like obliterate destroy make them WWII Hiroshima!!!

Discord packing is too insult one of another
" Ex You shower with an brick dumbass!"
Alex: Your in that discord packing call?
Jayden: Yeah they be flaming blazing their asses!
by Soy Man May 31, 2022
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