Half plus seven

"Half, plus seven" is the age-old dating rule for dudes. It justifies the dating of younger women, within reason. The formula begins with each dude's age (for example, 22). That age is halved (22/2 =11), and 7 is tacked on to the divided result. Therefore, a 22 year old male may legitimately date an 18 year old female, a 25 male may date a female of 19.5, and a 30 male may date a female of 22. While there is no technical ceiling on this social anthropological formula, there is a point at which common sense takes over, and it just becomes disgusting. For instance, this formula should not be used to justify a 60 year old man dating a 37 year old female.

Half plus seven examples:

Guy's age: 20. Formula: (20/2)+7 = Minimum acceptable age of female: 17.

Guy's age: 25. Formula: (25/2)+7 = Minimum acceptable age of female: 19.5

by Jdim September 26, 2006

pluto

a big ball of methane and nitrogen that was big ballin' as a planet for about 80 years, until the IAU (International Astronomical Union) decided to get all technical and make that little bitch a "dwarf planet." At this point, it's a pretty safe bet that Pluto won't be getting laid anytime soon.

Pluto used to get invited to P Diddy parties back when he was part of the big 9, but now he can't even kick it with Polly Shore. What a a tool!

by MC Docky Dock August 24, 2006

plux

a nerdy way to say please

can you give me 1k coins plux?

by tyler;kljcg August 9, 2008

pluta(o)

Ecuadorian word for drunk...

I am so f-pluto (fucking drunk)

by Linda Altamirano May 26, 2005

Plug the meter

An excuse to get out of a meeting or an appointment when you need to take a dump.

Jon's early morning meeting was iterrupted by a reminder of his nachos & beers the night before. He quickly stood up and said, "Excuse me fellahs. I need to go 'plug the meter.'" Those in the know understood he really just needed to take a crap.

by Rick Oculous March 1, 2009

plunka

A fun synonym for the penis.

Awe look at his cute little plunka

by ooh ahh ridge January 18, 2011

pluck it

An expression used primarily around children to take the place of the more vulgar one, fuck it.

I was yelling, “pluck it!” at the top of my lungs in total frustration, hoping that no one would realize there was no chicken.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 21, 2019