Plant Blindness

Adj.Botanical term referring to the inability of predominantly urban people to distinguish common plants.
V. The inability to see or notice the plants in one's own environment.

Coined in 1998 by Wandersee and Schlusser
Many people don't know they have plant blindness
An increasing number of people in the city are plant blind.
Many people are plant blind to the trees in the park.
by Lv5 Bread September 02, 2018
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Love thy plants

Love Thy Plants: • phrase coined by Sowvital: The ultimate plant parent mantra, reminding everyone to treat their green babies with as much love, respect, and care as they would any other family member.
• “Why did Karen cancel our movie night?” “She had to go home and water her new fern.” “Oh, right, Love Thy Plants the Sowvital way and all that.”
by MrGreen August 18, 2023
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obvious plant

1. subpar bait
2. a secret agent that is not that secret
3. established brand created by an innovative product designer, marketing guru and master of the art of pedagogic sarcasm
anonymous: do these pants look good on me?
Doug: yes, obvious plant! green is your colour.
by 1wickedestslam July 22, 2022
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Plant Representative

A type of plant that is the leader of the local plant gang. Is usually a cactus or some other poky plant. Acts as a "representative" for their gang in all of the rumbles. You don't want to mess with them.
by Dirtysocks99 November 21, 2020
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planted face

A more active-sounding version of the ever-popular 'face plant'. Best used in the past tense.
"Whoa did you see that? I totally almost planted face back there."
by bztwzr October 16, 2009
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Toilet Plants

Made of water, wood, mud, grass and worms this potion creates a large toilet in your back garden. It will eat you if you do not give enough worms. Made by two 6 year olds in 201
by toiletplants101 January 04, 2019
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Plants Vs Zombies

drugs before you knew they existed
Ugh I hated these gargantuars in Plants Vs Zombies
by EL SEXO GRATIS December 04, 2023
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