Patronuphobia

A fear of being attacked by or having one's attack countered by a Patronus. Symptoms include paranoia around fog machines, nausea when hearing about or viewing Bambi, fear of sudden bright lights and occasional fainting due to hearing the EXPECT yelled loudly.

Griffendor student: yo, WTF is wrong with that RavenClaw?

Slytherin student: looks like she got that Patronuphobia, dude. She shouldn't have come to this GaGa show.

by Cephklok June 11, 2011

Patrook

Name;

One bad ass mother fucker. If you know a guy named Patrick, who is indeed awesome, call him Patrook.

"Hey, man, did you see Patrick earlier? He's so intense!"

"Nahh, man we call him Patrook now. Dude's awesome!!"

by AlainaTheRawrasaurus October 14, 2011

Patro Station

A stack of tube TVs hooked up to VCRs playing nothing but hard core pornography from the 1980's.

Let's set up a Patro Station and do this party right!

by naydog12 October 1, 2012

patroscending

The exact boarder between patronizing and condescending, where the feign of patronizing kindness increases to the point that it is so apparent, that were it any more so, it would simply be condescending. The balancing point upon which this word may appropriately be used is often determinable only by intonation and accompanying visual clues.

Synonym: condenizing

A phrase possibly classifiable as patroscending - "your ability to instantly discern the meaning of the most contrived twords and chackronyms is amazballs covered in awesome sauce"

by carpe mañana March 8, 2014

Patronely

Someone who goes to a club and buys a bottle of tequila to make friends but ends up drinking on their own.

That guy bought two bottles and is still Patronely

by elputoamo March 16, 2015

pearoy

Pearoy is a fucking snake, duh.

My ex best friend is a huge ass pearoy.

by M0ISTD0LAN March 2, 2017

Patronous

The only known defense against dementors. Patronouses take the form of an animal.

Your patronous is a Capuchin Monkey.

by HeavyClawRptor September 21, 2017