Matthew Perkins

A reaaaaally ugly 'red' head, more orange. lives near regina

wooah did u see that ugly red head?

Yess his name is Matthew Perkins

by sk8terlater100000 July 9, 2009

jared perkins

awsome and geart at soccer
friend of all

fisher

thats so jared perkins

by jgpsoccer May 13, 2011

Text-perving

Text-perving is the act of looking at somebody's text while they are texting somebody else. Usually frowned upon by society because of a presumed 'breach of privacy'.

Despite that, this act is very helpful in day to day life, social problems and so forth.

how did you know i was going to plan that kidnap?
i was text-perving you..

stop text-perving me!

by I'MGuinea August 7, 2011

orange peeling

To peel an orange in the shape of a cock and hide it in an un-suspecting victims wallet

CJ got the orange peeling of a life time

by sausage-monster October 1, 2013

Jordan Perkins

A way to describe something that's good in fights, spits bars, and follows traits of a real roadman.

'Yeah, he's definitely a Jordan Perkins'

by RealSuttonRoadman69 May 1, 2016

mrs perkingson

It's a really nice school teachers name

Mrs. Perkingson: you are just like Mrs perkingson

by el hacker September 21, 2016

charming perkins

When your receiving a blow job and but in the back oh her throat with a full thrust so hard it comes out her nose. Then your nice enough to lick it ( clean it up for her)

That guy over there has always been know to give women the charming perkins, that's an awfully nice fellow.

by theamazingassmonkey May 10, 2017