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social media patriot

A person who defends the 2’nd Amendment and our right to bear arms on Facebook, Twitter and any other commonly accepted social media- yet refuses to be active in real world activities or meaningful efforts to defend Americans from tyranny.
Dude 1: Hey Anthony, you see how Winston posted all those “freedom isn’t free” and “don’t tread on my 2A” pics on his Facebook page?

Dude 2: “Yea Nick, but he never shows up for a rally at the statehouse! Talk about a Social Media Patriot...”
by 2ANJ October 14, 2018
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social justice patriot

Noun.

somebody with the passion and heart of a social justice warrior but more intellect and actually pays attention to what's going on. Debates with integrity. Is aware of thier own biases and able to put them aside and listen to alternative points of view.
the rise of social justice warriors led to the rise of social justice Patriots like Jordan Peterson.
by Action Jackson III January 4, 2019
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Australia Day Patriot

An Australian patriot is a lady that Nick thinks is super cute but since he sucks at starting conversations he put all this effort in to make an account and definition that you would hopefully find amusing.

As shown above, this took commitment, now I'd like you to show some commitment and give Nick your number 😘
Australia Day Patriots in 2021 are helping a young man try to find love in this big wide world
by EddieMaherbo January 25, 2021
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Toilet Paper Patriot

Toilet Paper Patriots are those American citizens who are in support of the insurrection on Jan 6 but were too much of a coward to do it themselves.

Also those who promoted and incited the rhetoric via Social Media that caused the Jan 6 insurrection but was didn't take part in the attack itself are also Toilet Paper Patriots.
Carl talked all big and bad about how he would do something against the government if given the chance but when the time came he was at home in his mom basement being a Toilet Paper Patriot.
by ORC was here May 7, 2021
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Union County Highschool Patriot Band

oh god they're all gay.
Person one: Who are you and why are you in my house?
Person two: I'm a member of the Union County Highschool Patriot Band.

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"Golf on three. 1, 2, 3"
by Evan 🌱 November 21, 2021
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New England Patriots

To remove or decrease the amount of something inside anything considered as a ball(s).
"My girlfriend is as good at deflating balls as the New England Patriots."
by The Homeless One May 8, 2023
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trumpet of patriots

A publicly loud fart. Usually contains follow through.
Ralph released his trumpet of patriots loud, free and unsurprisingly, he'd shat himself.
by Moronica February 19, 2025
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