The act of ejaculating in one's trousers. It is implied that this expression is used when it takes very little to arouse someone to the point of climax.
The term was first coined and used as the refrain and title of a song created by The Lonely Island and premiering on Saturday Night Live as a digital short.
The term was first coined and used as the refrain and title of a song created by The Lonely Island and premiering on Saturday Night Live as a digital short.
1: I need a few things from the grocery
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken not lookin' for love
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
the check-out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me thats when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
2: When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
3:I looked up a definition in the Urban Dictionary and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken not lookin' for love
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
the check-out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me thats when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
2: When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
3:I looked up a definition in the Urban Dictionary and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
by Tamek December 17, 2008
Get the jizz in my pants mug.What happens to me because I'm a virgin.
Guy 1: Hey man did you just jizz in your pants?
Guy 2: Yeah, it happened when that girl grazed my jacket with hers. I shot a load off.
Guy 1: Damn, that's weak!
Guy 2: Yeah, I know, I'm a virgin.
Jizz in my pants
Guy 2: Yeah, it happened when that girl grazed my jacket with hers. I shot a load off.
Guy 1: Damn, that's weak!
Guy 2: Yeah, I know, I'm a virgin.
Jizz in my pants
by 123_Fake_Street January 13, 2009
Get the jizz in my pants mug.Related Words
pants
• pats
• parts
• pantsing
• Pants down
• Pants on the ground
• pantsed
• pantsbeers
• pantshitter
• pants party
Pants around ankles, bare legs and sitting in front of the computer frustratingly surfing the web for the perfect porn.
by Scotty Funk June 1, 2010
Get the Internet Pants mug.A really great girl with great legs that doesn't wear pants - ever. She doesn't wear them because she finds them uncomfortable. Some people don't wear pants because it's easier to get laid, but a real No Pants doesn't wear pants because it's what feels right. A real No Pants is a funny, quirky girl. They're unique and hard to find.
by TheRealDealDude July 11, 2010
Get the No Pants mug.When a serious decision needs to be made by 50/50 chance, you have everybody in the room drop their pants to make it official. and flip a coin.
by Staygoldponyboy September 15, 2010
Get the Pants Off Coin Toss mug.by doggfish62 September 19, 2012
Get the pantsnorkler mug.When you come up behind someone and pants them then when they bend down to pick up their pants you step on their pants and give them a wedgie. If done right you should have wedgied your victim right out of his pants. If you want to be really mean you can duck tape his hand and blindfold your victim while you hide his/her pants/shorts so afterword they have to find their pants in their underwear.
by bobmelone2k44 July 20, 2014
Get the pantsing wedgie mug.