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5-pack

A traditional Wisconsin gift of 5 beers. Typically given at Christmas time (Christmas 5-pack).

The 6th beer typically being consumed for quality-control or delivery purposes.
Odin gave his friend Bill a Christmas 5-pack.
by BodyOfWork December 21, 2019
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Pack and a Half

A Pack and a Half is a TINY male erectile organ of copulation.

Basically, the reproductive organ attached to a man's body which is extremely small (comparable to the tiny cock on a young child boy).

This itsy-bitsy member is typically under 3.54331 inches (or 9cm) in erect size and is generally useless to the broader female population.

A penis so miniature that during coitus it cannot be felt inside the vagina and therefore serves no real function.

The term "pack and a half" has been coined as a reference point. By placing one Sugar Twin sweetener package on the table and then placing another sweetener package directly on top of the first one at the half-way point, one can accurately measure the pint-sized protuberance.
(Group of girlfriends enjoying a glass of wine)

LADY #1- "Sooooo.... tell us about last night?"
LADY #2- "Yeah, C'mon give us the deets!!!"
LADY #3- (Gently and sadly places one sweeten pack at the half-way point over another Splenda pack) and sighs "He was packing all right....pack and a half styles...."
LADY #1 & #2- (Burst out laughing) "Ohhhhh Noooooooo" "That's so sad!"

Disclaimer: Not to be confused with what men typically think is packing because it most certainly is not! Women have secretly been laughing for decades behind the backs of men with dicks of no significance.
by Irish_Gal_78 January 10, 2013
mugGet the Pack and a Halfmug.

packing an ambassador

Slang term often used by black girls when they see a white guy with a surprisingly good dick, alluding to the ambassador hot dog.
Girl: “damn that Greek guy packing an ambassador over there💦💦💦”
by El ritardo July 6, 2019
mugGet the packing an ambassadormug.

candy packed

"Yo, are you packin man?" "Yeah, my glock is candy packed full of cocaine!"
by d0nkey brainz September 13, 2017
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Seamouse Pack

A group of best friends and all of them have extremely large dicks
Hadji, Dirty dan, hogi, and Jarbear sure make a good seamouse pack
by playas club March 21, 2010
mugGet the Seamouse Packmug.

Cam pack

A Campack is a small amount of Methamphetamine packaged in Aluminium foil to save the user the need to use a crack pipe.
Cuz I dropped the cracky. All good ol mate is selling Cam packs.
by George Salami June 2, 2018
mugGet the Cam packmug.

Packing A Cod

A term for when a gay man and a lesbian woman are getting day drunk and then get a bit too horny, then have sex "just this once".
My goodness! I just caught Kevin and Priscilla Packing a Cod!!!
by rabbitz_ June 9, 2017
mugGet the Packing A Codmug.

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