Pinky Bong

One of the internet's most infamous shitposters of all time.

Lives under a rock and only appears at night.

"Wow Dude, you went full pinky bong"

by Pinky Bong December 15, 2022

bong surfing

Upon running out of your own weed and being too broke to buy more; you then visit a different friend each day to get smoked out on their supply.

Garrett is so broke right now, I hear he's been bong surfing just to get high.

by rugtol44 June 30, 2018

Mayonnaise bong

To hit the mayonnaise bong, is to suck a cock until it cums.

Hit that mayonnaise bong.

by Killerzeek October 14, 2017

Shlong-bong

When a female is sucking your dick with warm or ice cold water in her mouth. She inhales bouncing her tongue between your D and the water making a bong inhale noise and a jacuzzi massage function on your Dick

Popps wife gave a lot of shlong-bongs....allegedly

by Robert Robert May 18, 2021

Shlong Bong

A penis pump

Gotta get my cock up to industry standards. Time to use the old shlong bong and pump up.

by HUD1974 August 6, 2020

Bong water

Bong water is the water used to cool of the sick ass shit

Bob drank all the fucking bong water so we ate the weed

by DaggerVeVo February 13, 2019

bong-saber

an over sized bong that dubels as a wepon

some guy broke in i hit him with my bong-saber

by jingthebanditking May 18, 2010