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witch's titty

1. Something very cold (as in "cold as a witch's titty").

2. Someone you who supports you who you know is evil (as in "drinking from the witch's titty).
1. You: "How's the weather in Melbourne?"
Me: "It's as cold as a witch's titty!"

2. Me: What are you doing these days?"
You: "Research project sponsored by Microsoft."
Me: "Microsoft? Man, you're drinking from the witch's titty!"
by vastheman February 18, 2009
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titty shot

nipples breasts shots drinking games alcohol tits titties

1. Taking a shot glass filled with liquor and placing it in a woman's cleavage and drinking the shot.

2. Just pouring booze on a woman's naked chest and licking it off.
Last night I took a few titty shots off of some drunk girl at a bar.
by Luke Starkiller December 6, 2007
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titty twister

To grabs ones titty and twist until it turns black and blue.

Also, see purple nurple.
My friend twisted my titty and it hurts like hell.
by I forget January 10, 2004
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Titty Ditty

1. Noun. The song to which a stripper chooses to dance to.
"Star always dances to this song! It's her favorite titty ditty."
by Mindy B. April 30, 2008
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Dumb-Titty

This phrase is usually used as an interjection to or about another. A person is so frustrated that this is the only thing that they can say in response to the dumbass activity you have partaken in.
Guy 1: "Yo I just hit your car coming off that exit!"

Guy 2: "YOU DUMB-TITTY!!"
by Lucy's Dad February 1, 2008
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Titties on a Cob

When you line up a row of bare-breasted girls - and proceed to lick (and/or nibble) their breasts as you go proceed from left to right (or right to left).

Toppings such as butter, salt - or breast milk - are optional.

It helps if the girls are all relatively the same height.
At the frat party, we dared the girls to line up and take off their tops - so we could all have some titties on a cob.

A 6-3 girl is useless when doing titties on a cob - unless she's got some saggy-ass tits.
by Vocab Jack October 11, 2009
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Titty McCooch

Titt•y Mc•Cooch

plural: Teet-McCüchz

origin: (dual origin) From the Greek word tiētō and the American fast-food chain McDonalds

Definition: extremely impressive and admirable; inspiring great respect and dip snaps; very traditional in some cultures
~At a wedding ceremony~
Priest/Elvis (in Vegas): Do you Horace, take Agatha to be your lovely wedded wife?
Horace: I d-
Guy in the audience: Ooooo Oooooooo!!!! We've got an open bar!!!! Titty McCooch!!!
by Konichiwa Jones April 30, 2011
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