1. Something very cold (as in "cold as a witch's titty").
2. Someone you who supports you who you know is evil (as in "drinking from the witch's titty).
2. Someone you who supports you who you know is evil (as in "drinking from the witch's titty).
1. You: "How's the weather in Melbourne?"
Me: "It's as cold as a witch's titty!"
2. Me: What are you doing these days?"
You: "Research project sponsored by Microsoft."
Me: "Microsoft? Man, you're drinking from the witch's titty!"
Me: "It's as cold as a witch's titty!"
2. Me: What are you doing these days?"
You: "Research project sponsored by Microsoft."
Me: "Microsoft? Man, you're drinking from the witch's titty!"
by vastheman February 18, 2009

nipples breasts shots drinking games alcohol tits titties
1. Taking a shot glass filled with liquor and placing it in a woman's cleavage and drinking the shot.
2. Just pouring booze on a woman's naked chest and licking it off.
1. Taking a shot glass filled with liquor and placing it in a woman's cleavage and drinking the shot.
2. Just pouring booze on a woman's naked chest and licking it off.
by Luke Starkiller December 6, 2007

by I forget January 10, 2004

by Mindy B. April 30, 2008

This phrase is usually used as an interjection to or about another. A person is so frustrated that this is the only thing that they can say in response to the dumbass activity you have partaken in.
by Lucy's Dad February 1, 2008

When you line up a row of bare-breasted girls - and proceed to lick (and/or nibble) their breasts as you go proceed from left to right (or right to left).
Toppings such as butter, salt - or breast milk - are optional.
It helps if the girls are all relatively the same height.
Toppings such as butter, salt - or breast milk - are optional.
It helps if the girls are all relatively the same height.
At the frat party, we dared the girls to line up and take off their tops - so we could all have some titties on a cob.
A 6-3 girl is useless when doing titties on a cob - unless she's got some saggy-ass tits.
A 6-3 girl is useless when doing titties on a cob - unless she's got some saggy-ass tits.
by Vocab Jack October 11, 2009

Titt•y Mc•Cooch
plural: Teet-McCüchz
origin: (dual origin) From the Greek word tiētō and the American fast-food chain McDonalds
Definition: extremely impressive and admirable; inspiring great respect and dip snaps; very traditional in some cultures
plural: Teet-McCüchz
origin: (dual origin) From the Greek word tiētō and the American fast-food chain McDonalds
Definition: extremely impressive and admirable; inspiring great respect and dip snaps; very traditional in some cultures
~At a wedding ceremony~
Priest/Elvis (in Vegas): Do you Horace, take Agatha to be your lovely wedded wife?
Horace: I d-
Guy in the audience: Ooooo Oooooooo!!!! We've got an open bar!!!! Titty McCooch!!!
Priest/Elvis (in Vegas): Do you Horace, take Agatha to be your lovely wedded wife?
Horace: I d-
Guy in the audience: Ooooo Oooooooo!!!! We've got an open bar!!!! Titty McCooch!!!
by Konichiwa Jones April 30, 2011
