national hold hands day

on april 13th - 14th hold hands with your significant other or boyfriend/girlfriend

it’s national hold hands day , go hold hands with him/her

by lil melissa May 25, 2018

National fuck your ex day

Me: wanna fuck
Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo
Me: but it’s June 18 national fuck your ex day
Ex: ok then let’s do it!

National fuck your ex day June 18

by Horny12455 April 12, 2019

national dick sucking day iii

The third occasion of National Dick Sucking Day, occurring on October 12th every year.

Ron: Man, I sure gobbled a whole shitload of knobs on National Dick Sucking Day III.

Abe: Same bro. I love celebrating all of the 365 non-consecutive and independent occurrences of National Dick Sucking Day every year!

by Hammer of Jesus April 14, 2019

National Finger Your Girl Day

National finger your girl day is a great and joyful day that is on October 12. Usually you finger her that eat her out. If you have a girlfriend and she doesn’t let you finger her then you should break up.

Guy: Hey Babe guess what day it is.
Girl: What?
Guy: National finger your girl day so get down and spread those legs.

by Lil_Alian_Dick October 9, 2019

National ask your crush out day

On October 15th you must ask your crush out so get your courage and ask them !

Hey umm do you wanna go out ?.
Omg yes I was about to say that aswell because it’s national ask your crush out day !

by Nico..x October 15, 2019

National Do What Your Boyfriend Says Day

On June 4 of every year it comes time for National Do What Your Boyfriend Says Day. Girlfriends and boyfriends all across the world have to succumb to the pressure and dirty requests from their boyfriends. Wether they want you to buy them food or treat them to other things.. unfortunately you have no say.

Hey girlfriend! It's National Do What Your Boyfriend Says Day. Come over here and let me clap your cheeks then buy me food.

by blondebitch69 April 27, 2020

National Detrumpification

The huge task that America now must take on in order to truly face and extrude what underlies the deeply invasive cancer of racism, sexism, homophobia and xenophobia the trumpmachine so efficiently fueled.

Let National Detrumpification begin!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 7, 2020