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California Condom

When you stuff a smallish box into a free flat rate envelope to defeat the high cost of shipping to far off places.
Brenda in Long Beach ordered this sweater from me. It's $9.85 to ship it in it's own box, but I crammed it into a California Condom and got the cost down to $6.90
by global_shipper December 22, 2018
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tp condom

A cylindrical roll of toilet paper (usually made by wrapping tp around the hand) into which the penis can be inserted for mess-free fapping.
Justin may be a germophobe but that doesn't stop him from fapping into a tp condom.
by Snapchat Noots May 20, 2016
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Chocolate condom

The act of when you fuck someone in the ass and your dick is lightly layered with poo
George told me that Lacee gave him a chocolate condom last weekend when they did anal.
by Katie Ginger October 3, 2017
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You're a condom

Means you get used like a condom and tossed to the side like trash. Typically Its used as a roast or burn on someone.
Man 1: You know what man.
Man 2: What?
Man 1: You're a condom!
Man 2: What the hell does that even mean dude?
Man 1: It means you get used like a condom and tossed to the side like a piece of trash.
Man 2: I'm dead weak that's a hella good roast man.
Man 1: I know right who should I use it next lmao.
by Mourn-Blade-420 July 2, 2023
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Karaoke condom

A sanitation cover used in microphones on Karaoke machines for hygienic purpose
"Dude let me hit the bathroom first.. While that, won't you put the Karaoke condom on the microphones?"
by GolferA October 8, 2015
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Florida Condom

A condom used by a person with an STD.
Malcolm uses condoms when he has sex. Dude that's gross, he's leaving those Florida condoms laying around?
by MexicanJ0ker April 27, 2020
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Wad of condoms

A large amount of condoms.

A group of Geese are a Gaggle.
A group of Crows is a Murder.
A group of Condoms is a Wad.
Male 1 - I'm going muck spreading this weekend this weekend.
Male 2 - Mate, you're going to need a wad of condoms then.
Mother of male 1 - High fives male 1 and hands over 10 condoms.
by Angered Beaver December 31, 2018
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