Narcissist

Dashaun Allen

Narcissist: To throw graham crackers in one’s face Then act like the victim

by Iategrahamcrackers January 11, 2023

Narcissistic Bailor

(Noun)-The Narcissistic Bailor is a phrase used to describe an individual that generally possesses an over- inflated ego and while confronted they will either shift gears into a manipulative attack mode or fly the coop. In other words, since they can't take the heat, they get the hell out of the kitchen!!!! Typically, the word unhealthy is thrown around by them in an effort to portray that they are being subjected to unhealthy behavior, when in fact they are the UNHEALTHY ones. These people will go on a vacation with their significant other and if a nerve is struck; disagreement arises, forget it! Next thing you know , your in the car for 9 hours on the way home, riding in silence! Total assholes!!!

"I am so over this bullshit with this Narcissistic Bailor!!! What adult behaves this way? They need "DEPENDS". Not only is their behavior childish, but it's so fucken rude. After bailing at the beach, and riding shotgun with their silent ass I contemplated punching him in his face or jumping out of the car!!! Life is way too short to deal with a narcississtic bailor. Karma is a bitch!!!!

by Cappy C January 30, 2023

Narcisexual

You ever be looking at yourself and be like “damn I’m one sexy mf, like bro I’d actually fuck the shit outta myself if I could like bro” and then jerk off to your own dick but like not in a gay way?

Mf 1: yo man jerking off to your own dick is gay add
Mf 2: nah man it’s just narcisexual it’s not gay I swear man I LIKE CHICKS I just really wanna fuck myself but I ain’t gay man I swear

by IMFRSTRAIGHTMANITSNOTGAY February 1, 2023

NARCISSIST

a person who has an excessive interest in/admiration of themselves

1. narcissists who think the world revolves around them
2. narcissists preening themselves in front of the mirror

by xplained4u February 7, 2023

Narcisscityist

The religion of Manchester City football fans who vehemently deny any responsibility to follow the rules of modern football. They preach of being the victims of vendetta and ultimately aim to be the sole arbiters of sport and what’s fair.

A Narcisscityist can simply never accept that the rules applied to them too. They believe ultimately the rules must be changed to one’s they like or that suit them.

by Prestwich Blue February 8, 2023

narcissist

a person who thinks they HAVE to be in control of you! they have a never ending tool belt with never ending tools! they use different tools to make you weak so they can be in control… it’s really fucked up! they will make you feel like you are constantly wrong and stupid!! if you meet one RUNNNN🏃 ♂️

narcissist: so&so wouldn’t approve of this! ur hurting me.

random person: all i did was left you on read!!

by dunkin’ my donuts February 26, 2023

Narcileptic

Someone who falls asleep while taking selfies.

Kim did it again, passed out narcileptic.

by DapperDude666 March 15, 2023