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Noah

A fuckin noob who can't even get a 10 kill streak in cod because of his lack in penis strength he jerks off to owen wilson and has had many plastic surgeries done to look like a ninja turtle his favourite movie is marmaduke and loves drinking mountain due while surfing a sick calabunga
"Hey you see noah"
Na i can't touch that sweet piece off ass cause of my restraining order dab"
by Boygothacked July 26, 2018
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a noah is a person that all the animals hate
he is a noah
by big man232324 August 13, 2018
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I just moved to another seat because he sat behind me he is annoying as fuck and I want to deck him in the neck.
You are acting as annoying as Noah do you really want to be like that
by Idontlikenoah February 4, 2019
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Literally the stupidest person on the planet and super annoying to all. No one loves Noah and their really bad a spelling. No brains but good at stupid sports, like tennis for example.
WTF ur being a total Noah right now!
by BigDawbsTV May 30, 2018
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Gay.... when you meet one You’ll understand
Noah: Hey
Person: Ohhh he’s gay
by E’mareon November 3, 2019
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smelly, ugly, but hole, and is demanding when wanting to date someone who does not feel comfortable with him
Noah: Go out with me

Girl: I don't like you

Noah: Pleaseee!!

Girl:Noo

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by blondyballerina December 31, 2011
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A gay prostitute with hair like a loo brush and shit at all sport. Also has no penis.
That dumbass is such a Noah
by Haccker123 March 6, 2014
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