Happy Nelson

A bowel movement that is so explosive that it causes you to cum uncontrollably.

Hey Stacy, I would go out with you tonight, but I happy nelsoned my pants in the bathroom.

by mikethememegod April 22, 2024

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Jalen nelson

the boyfriend to jazelle Neal and a yummy kid

hmmm I want me a peice of that Jalen nelson

by wxandzrs April 26, 2024

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Nelson

A person that feels nothing all the time

Nelson feels nothing

by El señor de la nada November 29, 2021

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Jason Nelson

Also known as "The Hammer* is a God in between the sheets. If an organization is 2hat you're looking for, be prepared for multiples!

I brought this guy home from the bar last night in hopes of some great security. He was nowhere near the Jason Nelson I had the other week. What a disappointment .

by Easyrider21 November 30, 2021

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Nelson

A Nelson is a kid with severe brain damage

Look at Isaac Next to Nelson. Isaac Looks so cute

- Girls

by ItzPlix December 5, 2021

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definition:
A really cool white, green eyed guy who plays soccer, but is benched all the time. He hangs out with 5 girls at a time and has been with every girl on the soccer team. He’s actually a really weird and creepy guy and guess what, he doesn’t exist. He’s actually just a pathological liar named lauren in disguise! Lauren is in love with everyone and uses lucas to get game

Person 1: omg dude i got chlamydia from my bf
Person 2: ugh it was probably a lucas nelson bruno

by laurenissokyuut February 21, 2024

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