Nipple Nap

being stupid

"Why are you such a nipple nap"

by calling someone January 30, 2023

Cosby nap

Medicinally induced heavy nap.

It’s finally my day off. It’s been a really hard week. I think I’ll get some Benadryl and take a Cosby nap.

by My soul. It’s broken January 30, 2023

Dr. Dirt Nap

The Man is none other than the gangster version of the Grim Reaper. One tap on the shoulder from this mother trucker and you're done son.

Dr. dirt nap visited my dog petey last night. I really miss my niijaaa

by PlasticSheep October 22, 2018

Fat Nap

Similar to a cat nap, but induced by the consumption of food. Most common occurrence is after a Thanksgiving dinner.

Man, after all that turkey, I'm stuffed. I'll just unbutton my pants and take a little fat nap.

by randymcgr February 28, 2011

Raptor Nap

When someone falls asleep sitting straight up with their head hanging off to the side and their arms are posed like a T-Rex's.

Franklin sat down on his couch to watch a movie, but he was raptor napping in just a few moments.

by TrueBloodedSNF August 5, 2010

Hag Nap

The act of stealing a fag hag from another gay man.

Elton tried to hag nap Cher from me last night!

Oh no she di'int!

by Jigglypoof91 April 25, 2011

coma nap

A nap lasting 3-5 hours where the person falls into a deep sleep and wakes up feeling they emerged from a coma.

Work drained me today. When I got home I coma napped and woke up to 6 missed calls and 17 texts.

by Trappstar11 May 18, 2016