mustard monkey

a racial slur used against east asian people

''shutup you stinky little mustard monkey!''

by chinkyman08 May 13, 2022

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Seattle Honey Mustard Titty Suckle

When there's one girl lactating and two guys for each tit drinking milk from them whilst there hand is covered in honey mustard while stroking

Josh: Dude hims Suck a freak I saw him taking part in the Seattle Honey Mustard Titty Suckle

by Jay_WitDaBBL June 12, 2025

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female mustard

big titty mustard bottle that people get their dicks stuck in

i just played with my female mustard

by anonymous August 10, 2024

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hotdog and mustard pizza

The most vile combination of pizza toppings known to man-kind. Typically found in the frozen aisles of a British Aldi supermarket.

Person A: What the hell is that? It looks disgusting.

Person B: A hotdog and mustard pizza, with stuffed cheese crust.
Person A: I'm going to vomit.
Person B: I just did.

by unixfreak October 29, 2022

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gentlemans mustard

A spicy alternative to the often-used saying "Gentlemans Relish" – meaning semen. Usually when it has been tainted by the consumption of spicy food.

"Sheila, why are you're eyes so red?"
"Oh nothing, it's just our Bruce gave my face a blast of his gentlemans mustard this morning, and I was so enamoured with the way he was pumping his old boy that I forgot to close my eyes before it was too late"

by What a Hampton November 29, 2016

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