mustard jar

What you say when you shoot big-ass lasers

player 1:OMG i found a weapom
player 2:SHOOT IT BITCH
player1: MUSTARD JAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by QWRTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVNMPOIUYT May 21, 2018

Mustard Sock

When you shit in your dads mouth and he sneezes on your ass hairs which you cut off and feed to your mom.

I really hope my son gives me a mustard sock tonight!

by Bonerific Juice Omelet June 10, 2018

Mustard

No it’s not an instrument Patrick

“Is mustard an instrument?”

by VladimirPapa June 13, 2018

metarded

when you're sexy and you know it

jeremy is so metarded, he wears a shirt that says kiss my metal

by Fix_xer August 12, 2018

Mustard piss

What comes out of a mustard bottle when you forget to shake it first

I got mustard piss on my hotdog because I forgot to shake the bottle first.

by Boingoboi August 17, 2018

Mustahed

A Mustahed is a rare species. The chances of one seeing a Mustahed in their duration of lifetime is very slim. Usually when you meet one, he looks like an eggplant with no pimples bitch. Take care of a Mustahed for he will never get pimples and he is good at cricket.

Yo my name is Mustahed and I got no pimples bitch.

by eggplantpimple October 22, 2018

Mimtarded

The act of going to brunch and getting day drunk off mimosas

Hey Becky you want to go get mimtarded on Sunday at brunch!?

by Daydrunk April 8, 2019