Shit Show Monday

A bad Monday in which you arrive at the bar immediately after work to get blackout drunk.

Amie: Mandie, it's Monday. It's Monday and we are wasted.
Mandie: Welcome to my life.
Amie: this is a shit show. A Shit Show Monday.

by Muffin Crumbz November 21, 2010

It's a Monday, Let's Have Some Fun

Easily the stupidest phrase ever used, popularized somewhat by an awkward YouTube video from which plagiarized variation(s) have come. Makes little to no sense, and, in normal conversation, comes across as a huge force

1 - "it's a Monday, let's have some fun"
2 - "I can't believe that kid just said that"

by Miiiike Jones September 13, 2012

Monday night

Day of the week that "taggers" (not graffiti writers) go out and tag.

"you ready for monday night?"

by Luler February 7, 2008

Black monday

When your black co-workers miss Mondays Cause there too hungover from there shlitz malt liqour too come in for work!!!

Hey john wheres shawn at? Hahahha dude its black monday!!!

Oh yeah!!!!!!

by jr faber November 2, 2009

monday

In case you didn't know, every Monday is Smack Ya' Ho Day!!!

Guess what, bitch! It's Monday!

by Maverick X April 17, 2005

Monday

(University setting) the first time a class will meet next week, whether or not that is actually Monday.

Monday we will begin reviewing for our test.

by Dictionary Nerd June 5, 2009

Mondays

Mondays: This a word used in the English languish for a day of the week between Sunday and Tuesday. Mondays is a word that I use to describe Niggers. The meaning behind it is, "Nobody really likes Mondays." This word can be used as a code word to replace Niggers when you don't want everyone to hear the actual word.

“I hate fucking Mondays."

by MondayDown X2 November 8, 2010